Flat pricing.
No haggling.
We set the prices, not the shops. What you pay at one is what you pay at all of them, every time.
Small Pipe
$15.00Hand pipes, one-hitters, chillums, and small spoons. Standard deep clean, rinsed and dried.
Standard Piece
$25.00Most bubblers, rigs, and mid-size water pieces up to about 12 inches. Includes downstem and bowl.
Large Piece
$40.00Tall tubes, multi-perc pieces, and anything over about 12 inches. Extra soak time and hand detailing.
Premium Cleaning / Restoration Review
$75.00Heavy buildup, stain removal, and neglected pieces. We assess first and tell you what is realistically recoverable before we start.
Not sure which one?
Ask the shop. They do this every day. If your piece turns out to belong in a different tier once we have it, we call you first. We do not quietly charge you more.
What every order includes
Five photos at intake
Timestamped, stored privately with your order, and yours to look at any time through your tracking link.
A logged handoff
Shop intake, pickup, arrival, cleaning, inspection, return. Every step with a time on it.
A real inspection
A piece cannot be marked ready until someone has actually looked at it and signed off.
Accessories checked
Bowls, downstems and anything removable get logged at intake and checked again before it goes back.
Status you can watch
Track it any time with the code you get at the counter. Target is 48 to 72 hours.
Back to the same shop
It goes where you left it. No redirects, no shipping, no surprises.