Services

Flat pricing.
No haggling.

We set the prices, not the shops. What you pay at one is what you pay at all of them, every time.

Small Pipe

$15.00

Hand pipes, one-hitters, chillums, and small spoons. Standard deep clean, rinsed and dried.

48–72 hours typical 5 photos at intake

Standard Piece

$25.00

Most bubblers, rigs, and mid-size water pieces up to about 12 inches. Includes downstem and bowl.

48–72 hours typical 5 photos at intake

Large Piece

$40.00

Tall tubes, multi-perc pieces, and anything over about 12 inches. Extra soak time and hand detailing.

48–72 hours typical 5 photos at intake

Premium Cleaning / Restoration Review

$75.00

Heavy buildup, stain removal, and neglected pieces. We assess first and tell you what is realistically recoverable before we start.

72–120 hours typical 5 photos at intake We look first, then quote

Not sure which one?

Ask the shop. They do this every day. If your piece turns out to belong in a different tier once we have it, we call you first. We do not quietly charge you more.

What every order includes

  • Five photos at intake

    Timestamped, stored privately with your order, and yours to look at any time through your tracking link.

  • A logged handoff

    Shop intake, pickup, arrival, cleaning, inspection, return. Every step with a time on it.

  • A real inspection

    A piece cannot be marked ready until someone has actually looked at it and signed off.

  • Accessories checked

    Bowls, downstems and anything removable get logged at intake and checked again before it goes back.

  • Status you can watch

    Track it any time with the code you get at the counter. Target is 48 to 72 hours.

  • Back to the same shop

    It goes where you left it. No redirects, no shipping, no surprises.

Find a shop and bring it in.